James Is A Daddy

As of this afternoon. I'll let him fill y'all in on the details, but mom and daughter are doing good.

Also, Deevo, there's been a change of plans. The wife and I responded that we weren't going to be able to make the wedding. While the womenfolk can't make it, Nunnrey and I bought tickets this morning and will be there. Please order extra booze.

Missed the hat trick

Kim and I found out today we are expecting a little girl in October. Looks like I missed the hat trick of 3 boys but at least she has some protection now. Looks like my new found duty is to make sure she doesn's end up on the pole. To quote Chris Rock, " I mean they don't grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper, you f**ked up!!"

Morgan

Courtney and I welcomed our new baby girl to the world.
Morgan Kathleen, born 5/25 at 3:36 am
She weighed 7lbs 11oz and was 19.5 inches long.

We are all home now and everyone is doing great!

This one's for Talley

I seem to remember that Talley liked to mix his lemonade and kool-aide half and half at lunch and dinner at the house. I also seem to remember that he dubbed this drink the "Bloody Tampon" and while it never took off nationally like the Arnold Palmer, there was quite a big following at the Lambda house, but I reminisce. The real reason for this post is as follows:

Our neighborhood pool opened up about a week and a half ago and my wife and kids have been every day since. During one of their visits last week they met up with an neighbor who has kids the same age so the moms could talk and the kids could play. While my wife was in the pool with the kids, she questioned the neighbor as to why she wasn't getting in the water.

Her response was that she couldn't get in because she was having her period and that she had to start using pads because tampons now fall out... Why couldn't she just say that she didn't feel good? Why couldn't she say she was on her period and leave it at that? Why did she have to give the details?

I don't know if I will ever be able to look at this woman again. I am left wondering how something like this happens. Is her husband Mandingo? Maybe she is into fisting? The questions are endless.

I just hope that next time I see her I don't start laughing uncontrollably

Jeremiah Weed Lightning Lemonade

I decided to give this a try today. I suggest you drink it like you would your sweet tea vodka; cut it with water, and add lemon juice. It's not bad if you go that route. Don't drink it straight...

It might have some promise if you're into John Daly type drinks.

Byron Nelson Championship

I kind of hate to bump Luke's picture down the page...

I'm dragging my wife up to Irving, TX the weekend of May 27-29 to watch some golf that Saturday. I bought these tickets, and my goal will be to drink enough to make this a profitable exercise. Anybody want to join us or meet up for some off-site drinks?

Me and Danica

So these jackasses that I work with had this picture hanging up in my office when I came in this morning...

While I find it funny as shit, I have a few concerns.

1. This was pulled off a porn site, so am I working with some sexual deviants? I mean, by showing this to everyone isn't he basically admitting that he is into this kind of thing?

2. I have to admit that there is a resemblance between me and Mr. Beefytits here, but it's clear that he is way more endowed in the chest area than I am and my double chin is nowhere near as big.

3. It scares me that I may be mistaken for some fat ass who gets his tits signed by Danica Patrick. I can't wait to be recongnized in public while walking down the street with my family.

That is all.