Starkville Hotels: The Regal Inn

I'm proud to say that I've never had the pleasure of staying at this hotel, but here is what I was told about this establishment by friends that stayed there this weekend.

• Controls on the a/c were missing. One of the guys had to go to another room to see what the labels were supposed to be to make the appropriate adjustments to his unit.
• Stains on the bed/chair that looked to potentially be blood or some other bodily fluid.
• Empty condom wrapper in the drawer next to the Holy Bible.

I was drinking so I don't remember the rest of the stuff, but maybe Deebo can enlighten us with more info about this one since I think he might have paid an hourly rate to stay Saturday night.