Bodyguard 380

Here is the newest addition

It's a Smith & Wesson Bodyguard 380.  It's pretty small.  It's 5.25" in length, weighs 11.85 oz and has an integrated INSIGHT laser.

Thanks to my wife for the cool birthday present.  Oh and I like the socks and boxers too.

Gorilla Loose in Austin

I can remember a day when a birthday meant a trip out for drinks followed by a road trip to Memphis to make our donations to the Platinum nursing school fund. It always felt so good to know my friends were such philanthropists. No longer though. Here is what happened to me today.

I’m sitting in our conference room minding my business and a gorilla comes busting through the door! I’m about to go ninja style on him as I’m nearest to the door and I need to protect my co-workers, but then the gorilla breaks into singing Happy Birthday.

Several years ago at my previous employer a group of us had gotten together and did this to our boss. Today was payback time and some of my old co-workers decided it was my turn. I guess it is true when they say what goes around comes around. I need a nap; my hip hurts.