With permission from Sean (plus some edits so you won't vomit in your mouth), I present....The Naked Leprechaun:
If this isn't enough for you I have a slightly-less edited version here (WARNING: This may not be safe for viewing at your place of employment). No frank and beans are involved as this is more of a hunting-accident type of picture, but I still want to give you fair warning.
Back at school I remember we would zoom-in on this photo and tell people to look at the nastiness of 'her' crotch area. This would be followed by a quick zoom-out so people could see it was Sean. I'm laughing now just thinking about it.