Jeremiah Weed Lightning Lemonade

I decided to give this a try today. I suggest you drink it like you would your sweet tea vodka; cut it with water, and add lemon juice. It's not bad if you go that route. Don't drink it straight...

It might have some promise if you're into John Daly type drinks.

Byron Nelson Championship

I kind of hate to bump Luke's picture down the page...

I'm dragging my wife up to Irving, TX the weekend of May 27-29 to watch some golf that Saturday. I bought these tickets, and my goal will be to drink enough to make this a profitable exercise. Anybody want to join us or meet up for some off-site drinks?

Me and Danica

So these jackasses that I work with had this picture hanging up in my office when I came in this morning...

While I find it funny as shit, I have a few concerns.

1. This was pulled off a porn site, so am I working with some sexual deviants? I mean, by showing this to everyone isn't he basically admitting that he is into this kind of thing?

2. I have to admit that there is a resemblance between me and Mr. Beefytits here, but it's clear that he is way more endowed in the chest area than I am and my double chin is nowhere near as big.

3. It scares me that I may be mistaken for some fat ass who gets his tits signed by Danica Patrick. I can't wait to be recongnized in public while walking down the street with my family.

That is all.

Misspelled Facebook rant becomes misspelled Facebook fight.

Misspelled Facebook rant becomes misspelled Facebook fight.
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Interesting Marketing Concept

So I was back at Austin's Park on Friday night (previously mentioned here). I put on a go kart clinic as usual. As I approached my truck on the way out, I saw a card stuck in the window.

I'm not complaining mind you, but are they thinking that parents are going to swing by Rick's and leave their kids in the car or something?

Bad Dawgs

From The Reflector:

9:32 a.m. A student reported throwing her wallet down a trash chute at Ruby Hall.

Thanks for reporting that. I hope they gave her some advice about not doing that any more.

Recreation vs. Re-creation

It seems the boys have been busy at many things except keeping us updated via this blog.

James has been able to tell us about Golf Tourney's, Founders Day, and other random recreation activities but has neglected announcing his re-creation and pending fatherhood. Seems he has been having a little bit of at home recreation also. The same could be said of Jameson and the pending arrival of Anna Nicole Smith on the horizon.

In order to not follow in their footsteps, we have found out we are expecting another ginger baby to arrive sometime in October. I am registered at just about any mail order liquor store or donations can be made to the Daniel Plourde Castration Fund.

Congrats to everyone and it looks like I will be missing next football season road trips again.