I'm lucky it wasn't all-you-can-eat catfish day at the TX Capitol today

http://www.statesman.com/news/local/alarm-at-capitol-after-shots-fired-190240.html

Gunshots rang out on the south steps of the bustling Texas Capitol on Thursday, minutes after authorities said the suspected gunman had exited a Houston senator's office after arguing and behaving strangely.

recruits to the pony...love it!

Looks like some folks on the big recruiting weekend for State went to the Pony. Good for them!

Fun in Houston

Check out one of the kids the news interviewed about a high school photo controversy.

http://www.khou.com/home/Senior-class-photo-spells-trouble-82119642.html

The money quote, "Apparently C and L just walked away, and that just leaves ASS. That's not ASS's fault, that's C and L's fault."

Job Opportunity

Looking at the latest Harrah's blog update today and they mentioned that the Chippendales auditions are this week:

Seeking male LEADS with exceptional physical builds and the ability to learn fully choreographed production numbers. Must be at least 5' 10". Also seeing attractive MC's and VOCALISTS who move well.

Sounds like this might be perfect for some of you. I'm not coordinated enough for fully choreographed production numbers and Luke might not make the height requirement, but I'm sure he could make it as an "attractive MC."

Tip of the Week: How to Survive in Federal Prison

My Google homepage has a wikiHow link on it today that looks worthy of sharing just in case. It's called How to Survive in Federal Prison.

And if you have the spare time check out the related wikiHows near the bottom for surviving a night in jail and setting up bail while in jail. The latter could have been useful for some guys I know that were stuck in a county jail in Oklahoma (not a state they resided in). I didn't see an article about what to do if you are too large for the jumpsuit though...maybe I'll contribute some information I've heard before.

Bama is Awesome

Typical Bama Greatness... Wal-Mart Trophy Display

Even in thier finest hour Alabama still figures out a way to white trash it up.

Slut Spill

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill