Crack kits

'Crack kits' seized from 4 stores

Shouldn't these store owners be receiving some kind of efficiency innovation award? How much time have you wasted running around a store looking for glass pens, a copper scrubbing pad, and a lighter?

Bad Teacher Poll Analysis

Obviously an interesting topic. Three responses about whether jail time is warranted for former Biloxi teacher.

No, the embarrassment is punishment enough.
2 (66%)

Yes, a few months or years.
1 (33%)

Somebody out there wants the poor girl to be playing basketball in Pelican Bay.

Passport Update

Two left in two books, 1 left in the other 2. Latest conquests include St. Cloud, MN, Hooters at the Mall of American in Bloomington, MN, and the Cumberland Hooters in the burbs of Atlanta, GA.

Bad teacher

Since Biloxi's favorite former teacher was in the news today I thought I'd add a new poll. What do you think about the possible sentence she's facing?

Bonus travel tip: James is handy in situations like this. We were driving from Jackson to Starkville around the time this story initially surfaced, and he kept me entertained by reading the comments off of badbadteacher.com on his blackberry.

I love my Cub

I don't care what JT says about his wife, she's pretty cool in my book. What did I find in my mailbox yesterday? A stack of I love my Cub window clings. You see, when we went up to MN for their wedding I saw cars around town with these bumper stickers. After everybody stopped giggling JT and Lisa informed us that Cub Foods is a grocery store. Anyway, I'm sporting one on the truck now.

How hard can it be?

Ryder, here's that drawing you needed to get done in order to make it to the auction.



The rest of your day is wide open now.

State at GA Tech on the Sept 20

Anyone on here going to Atlanta for that game. I have work there on Monday and Tuesday that I will be flying in for and am willing to come in earlier for the game if I know someone who will be going and share some of the hotel costs with.

Platinum Plus Auction

Ryder, I expect the next time we come to Memphis that your house is fully furnished with stuff from this auction.  I think satellite #2 would look great in your dining room.

I wonder if the other half of that outfit Daniel stole is still hanging on that rack?

WWDD

From AOL News Austrailia:

A best man, allegedly raped by a stripper with a sex toy, had stepped in for the groom who "wasn't interested" in his bucks' party's strip show, a court has heard.

What Would Daniel Do? I'm betting he would have screamed like a little girl and asked for another. Then he would have shared some pizza crust with her.

New halftime entertainment...

Not sure if I ever got this kind of favor during a MSU game but I do know it was never on national TV.....

Diggin for Gold

Watermelon Fest

OK...I read an article that James sent out about the food collection for watermelon fest that goes to the salvation army. If there was one thing my extreme jewism in life has caused is this article. If memory serves correctly (which it may not because i was drunk a lot that semester) we initially started collecting food during the Watermelon Fest in which I was in charge. The reason behind this was that I was not a big fan giving hard earned money to the United Way which was our charity up to that point (too much much of the cash goes to administration rather than helping). So I am not going to lie, I am proud of that change and that it has continued to the point that such amounts of food are being collected.

Of course it could have been the year before when Daniel was VP. But, I think that was my year the change was made. Help me out Daniel, if you remember.

Ellis

I just saw the date today and it reminded me of that old fake ID of Ellis' that I used for so many years. Got to love the ability to hand a fake ID to the outstanding police force of Columbus, MS as you are standing outside Classics and your friends all about to load up in the paddy wagon.

Anyway, just for old time sakes...

My name is Walter E Redacted from Florence, MS born 9/5/Redacted... I'm a virgo (lucky guess one day when the bouncer at some strip club asked what i was) and used to live at Redacted in Florence, MS 39073... SSN: 4..3.8... (i still got it but for his sake i won't give it to yall)...

but really, one of the best times was when me, Andrew, Ellis, and I think somebody else all used the ID to get into platinum... All of a sudden, over the loudspeaker comes the DJ's voice... "would walter Redacted please come to the bar"... ut oh... we all look at each other trying to figure out who should go... well, i don't know who went but apparently i had left my jacket with my wallet in it in a chair somewhere (probably by satelite #2).

good times... and remember... PLATINUM SAVES LIVES

What the....?

So I started this new job at EMC at the end of May. Pretty good company and a great job.
Anyhow they sent me to Boston for a week of training that included the ususal death by powerpoint that leaves you feeling like you tried to drink from a firehose. So the last night they bring in this "Tony Robbins" like motivational speaker to talk to us about thinking outside the box and pushing our limits, yada, yada, yada...... So at the end he brings us outside of the hotel conference room to the parking lot. They had a big tent setup and a bon fire and by this point I am thinking ok drinks and casual conversation for the rest of the night. Not so fast my friends....

Thats right I am now a certified "Firewalker". How you like me now??

Nunnrey's Luther Burgers

Nunnrey can't seem to work up the energy to create an account on here, so I'm going to kickstart his blogging career. I told him about Luther Burgers last week, and it got him excited enough that they made some at work on Friday. Here's the fruit of his labor.



He chronicled the crew's taste test in detail, but since we don't know any of them nobody cares. His supplies list in case you want to make your own:

1) ground beef/sirloin
2) sharp cheddar cheese slices
3) bacon, the more the better (as determined by taste testing)
4) Your eating pants

East Bound and Down....

What a day. Jerry Reed dies and I have been known to bootleg a case of beer or two across state lines to the Smokey and the Bandit hit song.

Also, the voice over king of movie trailers has passed as well. He will be missed by so many.

Oh No... We Suck Again!

After having a few days to digest the latest peice of crap that Mississppi State Football has produced I am left wondering... Why do the Bulldogs always seem to have the other teams setting some sort of record against them? (This goes for the basketball team also) Is it that the opponents are so pumped about playing MSU that they are completely focused and determined to bring the pain (football) and make it rain (basketball) or do the bulldogs just suck so bad that they have no way of preventing these record breaking preformances?

A few recent preformances come to mind... Shane Foster putting 33 on us last year in basketball for Vandy??? WTF was that... he beat us singlehandedly, did Stans not see this happening, should we have employed the Hack-A-Shane defence... LSU intercepting us 7 times in the season opener last year, I mean seriously, Croom waited to pull Henig after 5 INT's... I guess that was the breaking point. I don't even want to think about Maine, Troy, and now La Tech.

I am starting to think that I have some sadomasochistic tendancies becasue I routinely subject myself to the punishment of being an MSU fan... the worst part about it is that I pay for this through donations and buying season tickets that I don't even use since I live 12 hours away. I am seriously considering the possiblity of stopping all financial support of Bulldog athletics immediately and spending my time and money with Mistress Troy instead. This way I may at least get some kind of sexual satisfaction to go along with my pain, shame and embarassment/self-loathing that I seem to somehow enjoy so much that I keep coming back for more.

For once I just want the feeling of bringing sadness to another nigga's momma, on the feild of athletic competion of course.