James = Ninja; John = Cheater

I had almost forgotten how much of an athlete I am. Today I pulled up my YouTube account to check out some account settings for something work related. Anyway, the only video in my account is the Dizzy Bat race from a minor league baseball game back in September 2007. I know most of you have already seen it, but damn I'm fast and it's always a good laugh to watch again

Once again, as mentioned in John Should Be Banned From Laser Tag...John is a dirty cheater. Look how many times he picks up his bat and he even fell down in front of me to trip me up. No amount of beauty cream will help John in a foot race against me.

John Should be Banned from Laser Tag

I think we've already established that most of you don't watch How I Met Your Mother. But here is a quick clip featuring NPH where he gets banned for life from laser tag.  Go ahead and watch it.

Yesterday, to entertain John's nephew, Gavin, we took him to Austin's Park.  This is where John took me to "putting school."  I do want to point out that John was the one keeping score so I'm not so sure about the accuracy.

We also played a round of laser tag.  Every time I saw John he was covering up the targets on his vest with his hand while shooting the little kids running around.  This my friend, is what we call cheating.  I compensated for John's cheating on multiple occasions by stalking him from behind and shooting the targets he couldn't cover on his back.

If any of you ever find yourself in a game of laser tag with John...you've been warned.