Friday, September 5, 2008

Ellis

I just saw the date today and it reminded me of that old fake ID of Ellis' that I used for so many years. Got to love the ability to hand a fake ID to the outstanding police force of Columbus, MS as you are standing outside Classics and your friends all about to load up in the paddy wagon.

Anyway, just for old time sakes...

My name is Walter E Redacted from Florence, MS born 9/5/Redacted... I'm a virgo (lucky guess one day when the bouncer at some strip club asked what i was) and used to live at Redacted in Florence, MS 39073... SSN: 4..3.8... (i still got it but for his sake i won't give it to yall)...

but really, one of the best times was when me, Andrew, Ellis, and I think somebody else all used the ID to get into platinum... All of a sudden, over the loudspeaker comes the DJ's voice... "would walter Redacted please come to the bar"... ut oh... we all look at each other trying to figure out who should go... well, i don't know who went but apparently i had left my jacket with my wallet in it in a chair somewhere (probably by satelite #2).

good times... and remember... PLATINUM SAVES LIVES

5 comments:

James said...

For the sake of some sort of privacy I redacted some additional identifying info on Ellis' behalf. See Genesis. We believe your elephant like memory.

I remember that night at Platinum as well. Is that the same night John C. was sharing chicken wings with that Deebo looking dude on sniffer's row?

And speaking of Ellis...where is that dude? Anybody keep up with him at all?

ryder said...

sorry... forgot... you want his bank account numbers?

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John said...

James and Mark were both me for a time. I think msujameson might have been with us one night at [casino name withheld] where 3 out of 4 people in our group presented IDs with my name on it and strutted up in the casino.

I hope we can hang on to this lead against SLU.

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