Friday, September 18, 2009

Don't Mess With Shorty Smoothe, Cracker

Intoxicated man tries to hook up with convenience store customer

CRESTVIEW -- A man who goes by the name of Shorty Smoothe became angry when a convenience store customer didn't recognize him, even after he told her his nickname.

He started the conversation by asking if she had a husband. That's when she told him she didn't know him, which enraged him, according to the report.

The man's daughters and other customers told the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office deputy that Shorty Smoothe started cussing at her and calling her names.

"(Expletive) you," he yelled. "You (expletive) cracker. Do you know who I am?" He then grabbed her shirt sleeve.

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