An Italian cruise ship with 1,500 people on board fended off a pirate attack far off the coast of Somalia when its Israeli private security forces exchanged fire with the bandits and drove them away, the commander said Sunday.
My suspicion is that our ship won't have Israeli private security (not to mention the fact that we aren't going anywhere near Somalia). But as a precaution, I hope you guys will be on ready five in case you get the call from my emergency contact (John) to come rescue us.
And if you haven't seen last week's episode of South Park you should check it out. It's titled Fatbeard and you can watch it here. Hilarious.