Slow Play is Dangerous

Remember that mention of the slow players in front of us at Founder's Day? And I joked about speeding them up using my Red Ryder (as opposed to letting Crunk Craig yell at them). Well, some old man has taken that to the extreme here in Austin:

A 73-year-old man has been arrested for aiming a loaded handgun at several men after a golf game.

Edwin Dailey, who has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, got into a confrontation with three men at the ninth hole of the Lions Municipal Golf Course on Enfield Drive Monday afternoon because he thought they were playing too slowly, an arrest affidavit said. The argument continued to the 13th hole when Dailey told the men he would get his gun and “make them both equal,” the affidavit said.

You can read the rest at The Austin American-Statesman.