Remember that time when we were drunk at [noun]? You know, the time when [name] was [dumb action being performed]. I think that might have been back in the [season] of [year].
That [name] chick was really hot and [name] was trying hard to put his [noun] in/on/around her [noun]. And the whole time [name] was acting like an a$$ because he was so hammered. Then, [name] bet $20 that he could kick some dude's butt out in the parking lot.
And then [name] and [name] went to [name] apartment because they said they heard a crying baby. What really happened is that [name] was naked on the couch and [name] wanted to touch her [noun]. All of the sudden, [name] fell backwards down the stairwell while taking down everything on the walls with his hands and arms. The tremors could be felt across the street because [name] is so phat.
After that we watched [bar name] burn down. Back at [noun] we busted the bottom out of some 32oz bottles and then broke the bottles over each other's head. Yep, we are getting old now and those were the days.
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