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backtoms [bak-to-mis-uh-sip-ee] - Song lyrics popularized by Afroman and now home to yet another blog about nothing.


You all know the rules of backtoms:

• Rule #1: you do not talk about backtoms
• Rule #2: there are no rules. What about Rule #1...that's more of a guideline...don't interrupt! (yes, this is a direct ripoff from Out Cold, one of the best movies known to man)
• Rule #3: Let's keep it to first names and/or non-identifying nicknames (don't need my next employer being able to tie me to this stupidity).
• Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. (Wedding Crashers)

And if someone is caught breaking the rules...we'll send Daniel to punch you in the back of the neck.

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